Sole Morality

"Put your hands in the air...and pick up the broom!"

Man and woman come home to find house has been trashed and burglarized.

Man turns around and sees the burglar, wearing the victim's hat, walking in the back door.

Man holds suspect at gunpoint while waiting for police.

Man figures he might as well make the most of the wait time and makes the burglar clean the house back up.

Burglar complains to police upon their arrival of being forced to clean the house at gunpoint.

Police laugh in his face and tell him he is lucky he wasn't shot dead upon walking back into the home.

With the exception of the poor victims' possessions being stolen (the article doesn't say that the police were able to recover the stolen property), this is one of the best stories I have read in a while.